Isn't Shotacon that guy from Metal Gear Solid or something
This is the best thing I’ve ever heard hands down
❝ Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?
how do i get over someone who i never dated
❝ and I’m over it,
I’m over it,
I promise I’m over it.
But it still hurts sometimes.
- laura elizabeth ross (via rinsyo
❝ I didn’t like my name until you said it.
boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
I’m more aroused by them giving me large sums of money, personally
girls who can run in heels should be feared
someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool
what if garbage was spelled like garbij
what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong
don’t say something like that